I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
