I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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