Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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