i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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