I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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