Quick, to the slutcave!
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Randomize
