If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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