At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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