But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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