So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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