everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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