that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
ok first of all what the fuck
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