Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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its like you know when i get waxed
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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