it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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