He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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