So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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