Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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