Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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