Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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