I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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