My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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