This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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