Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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