I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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