BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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