For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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