it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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