shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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