you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
