Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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