It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
3 2 1 whiskey
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
