At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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