butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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