He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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