I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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