Midget sex pt 2 tonight
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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