I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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