I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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