so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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