covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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