we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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