This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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