That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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