Christians are straight up FREAKS
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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