'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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