it hurts more in the daytime
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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