so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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