So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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