Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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