I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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