:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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