I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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