physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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