mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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